TV

Currently watching a documentary on the Zulu on History channel. Quite Interesting.

Daily Universe

So I was reading the paper today and headlines were Hippo moves from DC to new zoo and also Small Dog blows away in Wind. Really? Daily Universe just lost a reader.

Its gonna be a long summer

So I have settled into my summer job and I now know what is expected of me. Anywho, I was sitting in a room working with about 8 other people and I noticed I was the only guy in the room. A smirk slowly drawed across my face until I was probably smiling pretty big. This is the moment when everything goes wrong. A twinkle catches my eyes from across the room. Its a freakin' huge diamond on one of the girls hands. Then another twinkle from the other direction. Same thing. Then another and another. WTF! I work with a bunch of married women. LAME. My smirk is gone and im blinded from all the bling in the room. For the next 8 hours I listen to stories from The Hills and engagement stories. Gag. One of the girls in the room I am particularly attracted to. Her husband is a lucky man. I hope to do that well. .. someday.

Star Trek

So this is my confession: I am a Trekkie. I collected the trading card game as a kid and have in the neighborhood of about 2000 Star Trek cards in my parents basement somewhere. I wasn't as bad as my cousin who had the action figures (all of them!!). It was pretty awesome. He had a lifesize tricorder and several phasers. Anyways.. my point. Is the new Star Trek too contempory for most "old school" Trekies? Does its computer graphics appeal to older Trekkies or is Star Trek trying to enlist a new generation under a new, cooler appearence?? Guess I will find out when I go see it.

PS: Generations for life!

PPS: Picard is better then Kirk.. thats right, I said it so get over it.

Shopping

So I have been taking my brother around to test drive cars lately. All I can say is that I rememer how much I dont like shopping again. He hasn't renewed his license since he has been home so I have been driving him to all the cars (we have seen about 7 so far) then I test drive them . Thats just what kind of brother I am (of course I charge him ;) ).

:(

Well I asked a girl out for this weekend that I really liked. Got rejected. Feeling pretty down and bad for myself. Its a side I dont let other people see. When I am most hurt I play it like its okay and act silly or use humor to defend myself or cover it up until I get home. Mostly I just feel sorry for myself now. Feelings of inadequacy and lonelyness. Im emotional but it must just be that time of the month or whatever.

Book

Just finished The Life of Frederick Douglass today at work. Final thoughts: It was deffiantly an eye opener into American history. I would deffinatly say it was one of the most influential books I have read, not because it was well written, but because the fact that it is a history of slavery written from the point of the slave. I listened to it as book on tape today at work. Im going to try to do a book a day at work- all of which are "the classics". Wish me luck.

TV

Currently watching Viva la Bam. Used to watch it in highschool. Poor Bam's parents. Bam got married on the show to a hottie but im sure it never lasted.

Uncharted territory: the kitchen stove

So I do most of my own cooking (microwave) but last night my roommate taught me how to make curry. It is soo dang good. It is actually pretty easy to make too. Im eating it right now. Did you know.. my roommate worked in a resturant as a cook. That explains why he is soo good at cookbooking our chemistry labs. Ill just enjoy my curry and you enjoy the blog.

Stereotypes

Well.. I have this freind who went into a technology store and was instantly mesmorized by this "item". I think this "item" has lots of great qualities including a lot of features foud nowhere else. Lets face it.. we americans like the best of the best, the most gadgets, the coolest features. I am not excluded. I suppose, whether because the cost or the fact that I grew up on the alternative (I say alternative but in reality it seems the item my friend wants to purchase it the alternative due to the amount of the market these items own)I haven't justified making "the switch". But I hope if my freind decides to purchase this item she doesn't fall into the stereotypes associated with this "item". Having said this here are some of the stereotypes I associate with the item:

1: They define themselves by their computer. 2: they go to Starbucks to get a mochalottafrapachino(whatever) and to work on thier script. 3: They oppose anything "mainstream". 4: geeky non-perscription glasses. 5: they go buy thousands of dollars in video editing software and web page design that they will never use. 6: over trendy haircut. 7: metro. 8: they stop listening to an artist cuz they "sold out". 9: very opinionated. 10: they would rather die then use IE instead of Mozilla. 11. snooby. 12. they are all amature photographers. 13: They heart San Francisco. 14: the guys wear girls pants. 15: only eat organic foods including sprout shots. 16: accessorize. Well while I could go on I wont. I dont think there as as many stereotypes for the "others people" who use the alternative option just cuz its everybody else. Anyways.. to my friend.. I think you shoud get one... and if you buy one dont buy one to make you cool or accepted or different or whatever and dont fit any of these stereotypes. Happy buying.

Guns Please

So when I was at work the other day I saw two girls talking about husbands or something like that and one was totally for guns and the other was completely against them. I cant wait to buy some guns but for now I dont want to move around one or cant afford them. When I buy a house and have a real job then im gonna dive in. These are the guns I want: .45 handgun for home protection, two or three .22 rifles for rabbit hunting, .22 ruger handgun for sho0ting at the range cuz they are pretty cool, 12 guage cuz everybody needs to own one, and lastly an ak for special occations at the range although I doubt I could afford the ammo for it. Hopefully by the time this day rolls around that im in the market for these things they are not all outlawed. Hopefully. I am competely for responsible gun ownership and I emphasize responsible.

Boredom and hatred.

Well for the first time in a very long time I have nothing I have to do , no deadlines to meet, and I don't fell like taking a nap. I hope that this in not a hint as to what my summer will hold. On a side note... I hate utah. This weather is basically crap and not basically.. it is crap. There snow a mile from my house on the mountain. It has been raining for non stop since who knows when. I think the Lord is flooding the earth again which is why I took woodshop in the 9th grade and have since been building a gigantic ark. All those people who laughed at me are going to drown unless of course they are fine ladies.. then I can forgive them and there is room for them in the captains quarters. But really this weather sucks. Im ready to retire to Santa Monica. Thats all.

Dream

So I just woke up (noon ) from a crazy dream to I need to write about it before I forget it. So I was in the humanaties building walking and all of a sudden all these little kids were running and screaming. I dont know where they came from but its a dream so it doesn't matter. Anyways a hugh Trex came around the corner and started eating them. I ran down the hallway and jumped into a well. My pathophysiology teacher was aleady down there. Why there was a well in the hallway of the builidng I do not know. (remodeling?) So the Trex was trying to eat us but we were too far down and it was intense. This little kid ran down the hall and while the Trex chased it out the front I ran out the back door towards the math building. I then ran home and began building a weapon with a car battery. Then I woke up. Cliffhanger. Will the Trex eat more people? Will I kill the Trex? Does the humanities department have enough (any) money to fix their building? (probably not-its humanities) Find out next time on Crraazzzy Drrreaaamss.

Living room

So my roommate is a very artsy kind of guy. He likes drawing and stuff. He is always rearranging stuff too.. like our living room. About midnight he starts to arrange our living room which includes a 70 inch tv, an arcade machine, two couches, a table and a mini fridge on an end table. I was dragged out of my room to help move crap for 45 minutes while he tried to find a better living arrangement. I was negative and scarcastic the whole time. In the end he blushed and said that the original way was best. Just thinking about him saying that is making me happy. It must have killed him to say it after I complained about how it was fine the way things were. Is it wrong I get satisfaction in the failures of others? Its my guilty pleasure.

The M&M is suppost to be him.. cuz its.... artsy?

Music

Currently listening to I am like a Bird by Nelly Furtado. Its a really mellow, smooth song before her career took off. Under appricaited. Anyways this song reminds me of the Goosebump book Be Careful What You Wish For cuz in it the kid wishes to be able to fly and turns into a bird then gets sucked into the engine of a jet plane causing it to crash and blow up a small city in utah. But for reals!!! the kid really does turn into a bird!!!

Summer

So.. I started a new job on Thursday. I work at the printing services making all sorts of religious pamphlets and packets for classes such as Stats (growning from people in easy majors), HEPE (healthy something something exercise?)(growning from everybody who just doesn't care about it), and BOM (thats funny, I dont hear any growning..just my brother in the other room laughing at something on T.V.) (Its probably something on AMC cuz he watches that channel) (American Movie Classics) (Lame huh). Anyways, Its an okay job. All I do is push a pedal with my foot at the correct moment when the papers have filed into the machine and it puts a spiral binding on it. Yeah, not to much thinking. When its quite (never) I can hear the brain cells dying. Sometimes when im sitting there I try to review my organic chemistry to keep the mind fresh. Okay okay you caught me. That was a lie and I wont even make another lie to cover that lie. The job is cool though cuz I make my own hours and schedule. Its not like im going to be doing it the rest of my life anyways.... hopefully.

The pic is a 6 ft. tall stack of future packets for like a physical science class or something that we did yesterday. Lots of packets. Good times, good times...

Everybodys left for the summer.

Captains log April 24 2009

Silence. Since the recent abandment of colony Y known as Ptown for the summer there has been no activity or indication of life. My mission is to find and converse with foreign species/gender/(wink*) and make reports back to headquarters. Ptown, once a slave town of young adults, suffered its loss of power as the end of the term freed its inhabitants to their own will. I am one of the few brave ones who will remain in this lonely quadrant, to fend for myself. Not knowing when I shall ever see "home" as it is called again, I brave the challenges of this rapidly evolving enviroment.

Computer, update on our status.

(Computerized womans voice): Food...low. Drinks.. Dr. Pepper 2 ltr. fuel cell one full, Dr. Pepper fuel cell 2... low, Gas.. light has been on since Janurary, Interglactic dinero... low.

I dont know if I shall ever be seen again by life as we know it or if this captains log will ever be recovered some time in the future as I am doomed to the fate of this harsh terrain but I write with hopes of inspiration to further generations. Farwell,(yours truely,)

Captain Awesome

Update: The Dr. Pepper is all gone. Computer! Set a corse for the center of a black hole. Make it so number one.

Motives

Is it because she gets paid on commission or because she genuinely cares? Anyhow.. for cleaning checks (lame) I had to clean the kitchen (again) which means washing dirty dishes for two hours (all my roommates dishes of course) then sweeping and wiping counters and table down. Lets cut to the chase. SHE FAILED ME! What the heck. Five dollars go into her pocket because I failed. Nobody has ever passed the kitchen cleaning check on the first time. Its jynxed. She said there was a little bit of mold on the door. It all could have fix on the face of a dime. I guess she either wanted some lunch money or didn't like our little science project. We all know the story about penicilin (except for maybe the cleaning check lady). Speaking of molds...
Mushroom 1: Want to go out with me this weekend?
Mushroom 2: No
Mushroom 1: Why not, Im a fun guy (fungi)
Gar Gar Gar.. Sometimes I crack myself up.. No?.. whatever..

PS... their is no liver, 1960s wives, or lots of food in our fridge as depicted in the picture

... ah 1960s.. those were better times

Music

Currently listening to (and dreaming about) Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield.

You know I wish I had Jessie's Girl. I wish that I had Jessie's Girl. Why can't I find a woman like that?? Dude Jessie.. your girlfriend is hott.

Taco Tuesday

"Hi, Id like one million tacos. Yes Im serious. Okay Okay you got me. Give me 10 tacos. How much? Thats with the taco Tuesday discount right? Well how many can I get for a buck? Fine Ill have that many. Yes Id like a water cup. "

So Im going to Del Taco for Taco Tuesday (3 tacos for a buck) at 5. Anytakers? (crickets chirping)

Cuz im THAT cool

Well after youve been introduced at Sara's party as a superstar and are the fantasy of every girls dreams at night, the only thing left to do is to comission an artist to portray you in a Three Ninjas kicking position and go spray it some places. (Check). Yes I have achieved epic status. My friend Steve did this awesome stensil for spraying on the arcade ive been building. Its about two feet by three feet of pure coolness. Why the Three Ninjas inspiration?... Cuz with the exception of Chuck Norris nothing else but the Three Ninjas could do me justice. Thats why! This is awesome to the power of rad. I don't see you Three Ninjas kicking your way through a wall or sidewalk! Just jealous! They can (and will ) build monuments to my greatness. Bow down.

So just when I thought I had girls figured out..

I was studying for a pathophysiology exam with some chemistry friends who were studying for physics and well.. my experience went something like this...

(names have been withheld to protect the guilty!!!)

Burnette: So we sat out on the grass on the corner by Jdawgs the other day in the beautiful weather.

Redhead: Really? Sounds like fun! What were you guys doing?

Burnette: Spinning a web to trap boys. We were wearing our capris and we all did eachothers hair before we went out. We sat on the corner where those unsuspecting boys had no choice but to check us out and whistle.

Redhead: Those silly boys. They are so easily manipulated. We have them twisted around our fingers playing along with our games.

[Both girls now break out laughing] (it was an evil laugh I tell you)

Burnette: Yeah we got quite a few hits. You just set your line out and wait for a bite then reel er' in. They never see it comming.

Redhead: Gets them every time. Every girl knows about the game "catch and release". You get the boy interested, have your fun, then set em' free wanting more. You should have seen the look on this one boys face...

[If they knew I was listening to thier ultra secret girl ways they you probably wouldn't be reading this blog!! Thank heavens I was one of the lucky ones to escape with my life!]

Well.. This was a major eye opener for me. I must avoid the blocks of 5th and 5th for my lifes sake. With great knowledge comes great responsibility. I learned this lesson the hard way. Things could have been different. I could have saved Uncle Ben....... from heartbreak by a girl!!!!!! I must warn everybody.

Lets solve the mystery!

You: You showed up to my door looking dang hot at around 8pm. You were average height and just the right build. You had either brown or reddish brown hair. My roommates said you had a rose tattoo on your shoulder which makes me wonder what you were wearing. The tattoo makes you more mysterious to me cuz I dont know that I know anybody with a rose tattoo. It signifies you just wanna have a good time. I never saw you but my roommates took all of you in apparently.

Me: I was passed out on the bed in the back room with a liter of gatoraid and 3 excedrin running in my veins. You could have thrown me down a flight of stairs and I wouldn't have noticed. I wish I would have cuz my roommates said you were looking really good and were "out of my league". (I ought to kick you guys butts and you know I can).

Anyways.. please respond.. Meet me on top of the Empire State Building Wednesday night after finals are over. It will be just you, I, and the world.

If you don't show up ill know that either you couldn't make it (I sure hope you do though) or my mom was right and I "dont have any friends who are girls so just forget about the whole thing".

Naw.. she didn't actually say that but I know you readers are just eating it up so ill just keep saying it.

Anyways... with love my rose tattoo toting friend, your Snuggie Bunny

Lab Goggles pic

Finally got a pic up. For the info on how I did it you got to read back on my posts.

Music

Currently listening to 17 Forever by Metro station.

Rock of Love 3

So the third season of the Bret Micheals dating show on VH1 ended. For those of you who don't know or care.. Bret dates a bunch of slutty girls and one gets eliminated each week until one is left. Then they pretend to be a couple for a week after the show and go thier sepreate ways. My heart was so torn my this last episode. There was one girl who represented beauty. The other girl represented personality, brains, not a slut, and everything else good. I wanted him to pick the less attractive girl and maybe it would work out. Of course he didn't and of course it wont. The winner is in the black in the bottom left corner. These girls were willing to do anything for Bret to win him over. His every wish was their command. Hey.. that gives me an ideal.

(Announcers voice)

Attention ladies: We are doing a roll call for attractive ladies who want to compete for my heart on TV....

Ochem final

Was Kill Bill 1 and 2 on last night from 10pm to 4am? Yes. Did I have my ochem lab final the next day at 3 pm? Yes. Did I make the right choice? Yes. The movie was awesome. So then I slept in until like 1pm. I walked to school, studied hardcore for like 1.5 hours, then took the bulldog's test. I did quite well I believe. I didn't know I had it in me (eyes starting to water). So for anybody who was in that class.. Mrs Hinshaw said like 10 times "No, its 15". WTF does that mean? I looked all up and down the billion and a half pages looking for some connection to the mysterious number fifteen but found none. Oh well.. dont care. My procrastination payed off though I believe. Kids... the moral of this story is learn to do your best work 2 hours before its due. Okay so now about kill bill.. basically this group of people kill this girl but she doesn't die, hunts everyone down, and kills them with a samurai swoard. Bill is the name of the chief killer but she finds out she had a baby with him (long story) so what does she do?.. she kills him. Game, Set, Match.

Dont blog when you are mad

Here is a word of advice that im about to break.. you shouldn't blogg when angry. So.. I live in an apt. on the second floor. The is one floor above me. The guys in the room right above me are all dbags. Its like midnight and they are having a party with about 75 people and they have HUGE speakers that are soo loud. My living room light is flickering form their base let alone everybody jumping up and down. Im pretty sure the structural integrity is compromised. If you guys dont see me around its cuz d-bags party crashed down the building killing me. Of course they will all survive and brag to their friends how they really brought down the building. Doesn't help this building was probably made by George Washington himself in the 1700's. [Crash bang boom], [As the dust clears you see a pile of bricks mortar with my body within it] Avenge my death!!!

TV

Currently watching Myth Busters and eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch. They are making boats out of ice and paper. Pretty awesome.

Party

So if I was at any other party and in any other major the party would have been something like this: So as I approached the house I could hear loud rap music. There were red, plastic cups all over the lawn including a passed out chick. I guess she had a little to much to drink. I open the door and everybody stares at me for a moment before I go get a cup of beer and sit in the cigarette smoke filled room. I go sit next to too drunk chicks and start messing with them and before I know it they are both all over me. Next thing I know its 1:30 the next day and I wake up with sharpie marker all over my face and am missing my shoes.

Now.. what really happened:

I walk in the room and say hello to everybody. I recognize them all from all of our chemistry classes. We all joke about organic chemistry classes for a while then the subject changes to physics. We all eat finger foods. Then I wake up the next day with sharpie all over my face but im not missing my shoes this time.

Good times except for the fact that none of the girls in the pic made it to Sara's party.

Miracles

So I got a B on my ochem exam. Repent ye, Repent ye for the end of the world is near. Yeah so basically I studied like 10 gazillion hours. I just felt so relieved when I left the testing center. As I was walking home I saw a pig flying too. Just saying. The pic above is the chemical structure for caffiene. Did anybody else notice the resemblance to the purines adenine and guanine?

Stress- the physiological changes it induces

Well I took a hard midterm Saturday, then began working on a 10 page, single spaced paper due tuesday. I am taking a midterm today for ochem. I went to bed at two and was at campus studying by 6am. I drank two red bulls and had some eggs for breakfast. Now.. whats going on in my body?

First the red bulls (heavely caffinated) increase heart rate helping to wake me up. Unfortuantly the caffiene has a structure able to interact with rynodain and release unnecessary Ca2+ into my muscles causing unwanted muscle twitches. Can you see my hands shaking? In response to the stress my body has increased glucocorticosteriods namely cortisol to help my body deal with the stress levels. Cortisol releasing hormone is sent from the hypothalamus throught the vessel portal into the anterior pitutary causing an increase in the secretion of adrenocortiotrophic releasing hormone. This hormone makes it way through the blood until it acts upon receptors in the adrenal medula causing a release of the cortisol. In return it sends a negative response signal back to the brain but it is probably overrided by the stress im experiencing. Cortisol is released into the blood. This in effect increases the free amount of glocose in my blood elevating my blood sugar levels. Islet of langerhan Beta cell production increases but not much compared to the rapidly rising blood glucose levels. Release of norepinephrine and enpinephirne also help to maintain increased heartbeat rate, vasoconstriction, and elevated blood pressure. Increased ketobodies are sent to the brain to provide nurishment for mentally demanding situations (tests). The vasoconstricition to the stomach increases metabolic rate causing a decrease in digestion being sent from the stomach to small instestine. This causing an increase in the osmolarity of the food in the small intestine drawing water from it and creating a watery stool. the vasoconstriction to the stomach also causes increase in acid secretion and breeding grounds for H. pylori increasing my chances for a gastric or doudenal ulcer. The vasoconstriction in my most lateral body parts causes clamy, pain limbs with a inflamation and redness in the more medial body parts. The inflamation will cause the body to fight itself and partly try to fight the inflamation causing a vurnability to sickness.Increased epinephrine and norepinephrine maintain the quicker heartbeat. Symptoms of tachycardia follow if it persists. As time to the test decreases the signs of stress will more manifest themselves. If you see me then look for these things. It will all leave me tonight by 10 pm.

Music

Currently listening to Sweet Child of Mine by Guns N' Roses. Brings me back to my Guitar Hero 2 days. BTW im pretty sure Slash gets more action then I do and by more action I mean any action greater than none what so ever. Ladies, ladies, please.. the line starts here. Single file!

Blogs

Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few. Nuff said. Still working on my paper.. the wheels are turning but the hamster is dead. I dont know why I posted that pic for this entry except because it gives me hope.

Drew Barrymore

So.. I was watching tv today and a commercial aired for some new movie with Drew Barrymore that I will most deffiantly not see. Anyways.. all girls like Drew Barrymore.. go ahead and ask any girl. DO IT!. Told you. Now ask any guy thier thoughts on here. They will all reply "she is nasty" or "I hate her" or "I buy my drugs from her". So I asked myself why is this. What is the deeper meaning of this mystery. After much thought and deliberation I came to a conclusion. My conclusion is.... she isn't hott. Opps.. off track. My real conclusion is that she is not as pretty as most of the other hollywood stars so she is someone the everyday girl can relate to. Now I know some pretty fine women around here and they dont give me the time of day but thats not my point. My point is that she is maybe more down to us "regular people's" level... Not so untouchable.. well after Tom Greene and her hitched I deff. woudn't touch her. We all knew that wouldn't last. Anyways.. maybe (some) girls just can relate better to here then all the model type actresses. But lets just be honest with ourselves.. isn't that pretty. By the way.. out of respect for her I found the best pic of her I could.

Music

Currently listening to Mr. Brightside by The Killers. Dang good song.

...It started out with a kiss. How did it end up like this? How did it end up like this?...

Hox genes

So Im at the library trying to write a capstone biology research paper. Hox genes huh? For those who don't know they control limb formation in animals. It is the gene that says your arm connects to your shoulder and your leg connects to your torso. Researchers play with it to give fruitflies mutant powers like legs on their head instead of antennea or 6 wings on thier back or an extra set of legs. Freaks. Anyways research in this field will help developmental biologists to understand limb mutations. Cheers.

Lab goggles

So I made some lab goggles with 2 green 800 mcd low profile light emitting diodes. They were pretty rocking. I initially was going to put a flash circuit in them but I didn't want to have a seizure and die in lab class. If you die in there you end up on a metal table in the Widsow building. I remember poking the cadavers and thinking they smelled bad. This chem jockey isn't going out like that. Anyways.. I used a microswitch from RadioShack (0.99 cents) and 2 55 ohm resistors (5 for 0.99) and a 3v watch battery. Put everything in parrallel with 22 gauge wire and walla. Next plan.. tint the goggles.

Chilis

So I went to Chilis last night with Eric, Steve, and Natalie. We ordered the endless chips and salsa and we finished them all! Thats right. WE FREAKIN' FINISHED THE ENDLESS BOWL. Actually she brought us out chips and salsa 4 times and yes we actually ordered something else from the menu..... waters :). Okay so that was a lie but whatever. Newsflash.. the ladies working there are hott. And Jen wasn't working tonight. (Jennifer Aniston and yes im quite aware she doens't actually work there). Thats all

Last day of chem lab (for this semester at least)

So I have mixed feelings about class being all but over. I have a lot of really good freinds in that class. Just cuz class is over doesn't mean the relations will end though. So my final thoughts on the class... At the beginning of the semester Mrs. Hinshaw said we were going to have to learn ... true that and I am glad. Just so everybody knows I got a 4.5 on the first quiz and then nothing but up from then. I was a nervous wreck for the first month or so in that class. I didn't have any idea what I was doing. I probably still don't but at least I felt like the others around me couldn't tell. I have to pay the chem lab 26 bucks in fines for glassware and chemicals. Not too bad. I was thinking I was gonna have to sell the farm to pay them off but it doesn't seem that way. The people in that class made it the best. Just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes. (Not really) (Now im rubbing the fake tears from my eyes).. Ouch.. what the ... my eyes! THEY ARE FREAKIN' BURNING!! (Did I forget to wash my hands after chem class????) (Now im really crying.. like a little girl)..

[Later that day]

Okay.. so the doctor had to take a sample from my eye tissue. Corneal burn from some sort of chemical you shouldn't put in your eyes. Doc showed me the results of the tissue sample. There were distinct peaks at about 1750 and 3200ppm. (Joke for the educated) Go figure huh?(Just showing off I do know something about something and you dont care the least).

Nice weather

Today was actually nice weather. I wish I had my bike still. Ill get another one next summer. Here is the mathematical relation between money and speed: speeding x several tickets = too expensive insurance and no more bike. Next summer Ill be 25 so insurance will go down and my tickets (several) will go away. Lets just say if you got college credits for traffic school then I probably could have graduated already. At least I have a fast car for now even though its not the same. Zoom Zoom.

Walmart...-now I got your attention dont I?

So I went to walmart the other day and I was turning the corner to go down the pasta isle and you wouldn't believe what happened. There was a lady on the isle looking at pasta. Her cart was pushed perpendicular to the isle blocking the entire way. Normally it is polite to leave your cart parrallel to the shelves and push it against the shelve so people can still move around you. I slowly made my way towards her cart. I said "excuse me" but pronounces "excuse" more like "cuse". You know how people sometimes say it like that. I said it in my most polite voice. She walked over and pulled the cart out of the way and right in front of my face said to her daughter (looked like she was about 12) "There is no such thing as gentlemen anymore". She said it all nasty to me too! WTF? Maybe she was in a bad mood due to something else or maybe she just didn't have any concept of what qualifies a gentlemen, or maybe she was just retarted and somebody needed to break a jar of spaghetti sauce on her face. "Cleanup on aisle five." (wink) Whats that? You wont break the jar on her face for me? Where have all the gentlemen gone.. I mean.. forgive and forget.

BTW.. most people at walmart dont look like the woman in the pic. She probably has showered and groomed herself. Perhaps she is shopping at Publix or Albertsons. Yeah.. you guys know what im talking about. (wink) Also nobody holds their shopping basket like she is holding it.

Midnight snack

So I just cooked myself two steaks. Its 12:30 am now. I finished one and a half of them. Dang good. Anytime is a good time for steak. I bought like 15 bucks in steak on Monday. Unhealthy? Clogg arteries with fat? I walike to think of it as reinforcing the ol' arteries like putting armor on a soldier. Steak is always good cuz I nt heart problems now. Artherosclorosis? Sure. Myocardial infarction? Yes please! I like how done the steak in the pic is. I like it seared brown on the outside and pic in the center.

Music

Currently listening to Under Pressure by David Bowie. Good stuff. BTW I think he looks very handsome in the pic in a completely non-gay way.

Soda

I drank a 2 liter of Mt Dew today. (The Dewskii) Think I am a junkie....Proabably should get some help with that.. naw.. I can quit whenever I want. (wink)

BTW.. this pic of the Dew pyramid is weak sauce...Hardly fit for a pharoh! Id expect at least three more tiers.

Chem quiz

Well let me take a minute to express my feelings on todays chem 354 quiz...We get in there and everybody is excited. Megan and Danielle bring in cupcakes. They right on the board that they are for us and it took four hours to make. Im feeling pretty good. The cupcakes made the enviroment seem relaxed. The cupcakes said everything is going to be okay. Don't bother taking the last 3 minutes before the quiz to go over 1,4 dinitrophenylhydrazine tests or to rework combustion problems. YOU FREAKIN' CUPCAKES! YOU LIED TO ME! I got my exam and my smile and calm composition quickly turned to worry, then panic, then desperation. Normally in that lab everybody takes about 25 to 35 minutes to complete their exams execpt for a few people including yours truely. Everybody took the whole hour and didn't finish. All the other people who normally take the whole hour like myself are deffiantly my friends. You got to surround yourself with people of the same intelligence to prevent yourself from feeling too stupid. (Im sorry to anybody I just dissed by comparing our intelligence levels cuz we are freinds). Anyway..I hate cupcakes anyways so I didn't grab one. Plus my pencil broke during the quiz. I thought I failed out of college when I was finished with that exam but it turned out I got a 9. About average. Thats a 9 out of 15 everybody. Lets do the math 9/15=60%. I passed. Also let me take this time to express hate for melting points. My range for my unknown was 290 to 440. Yes the melters go that high. Then to top things off.. somebody.. and I wont say who.. had the audicity to suggest we all get cupcakes on Thursday. Was I the only person betrayed by the baked goods? (Probably)(I also had to look up how to spell audicity). Anyways.. viva la chem

Really???

So I just walked down into the basement of the HBLL to work on some chemistry. I made my way to the computers. There are two rows of about 5 computers. First row: 3 guys talking about their project. They didn't sound very smart. I judge them. Probably exercise science (Im smiling as I typed that). Second row: one moderately cute girl. My mind is made up. I walked into the row and there was a computer on her left and right, somebodys stuff at the next computer to her left, and an open computer at the end of the row opposite to the side I came in on. Alright... pretty good huh?.. Guess not. I take my backpack off and sit it down next to her and she looks up and I smile. Then she just gets up and leaves... Really?.. That bad huh?...

*note.. she didn't take all her stuff..

*note.. she is back working on geneology or something....

*note..im creeping myself out now

*note..the pic posted above is not actually her... bummer.. i know

Music

Currently listening to Mixed Tape by Jacks Mannequin. Man I love this song!

If I had to choose one song to explain my life it would be this one hands down.

TV

So I was watching the new Rock of Love last night with the only two other people in the ward who watch it. We also watched the show Tough Love. I love reality dating shows. My life is fairly drama free so I can get my fill from alcohol filled women all competing for the same man. Does it get any better?... YES.. I could be the man they are competing for.. but until that happens...yeah..The first pic is of the girl I wanted to win this season but she eliminated herself in a drunk rage... ah yes... superficial love.

Engaged friends

So my freind Drew was dating my friend Erin and I was teasing Erin that they were going to get married... then Drew proposed and now they are...wtf just happened?... By the way.. this pic is two random people I found online and not Drew or Erin.. also by the way.. .some people need to start joking about me getting married!...maybe...just maybe..

Music

Currently listening to Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd... long live the south.